This being the first post on the blog. Lets start out by asking ourselves a question. "Who the heck is the proclaimed man?". Are you the man? Is your dad the man? Who is this "Man". Let me tell you in this never ending posts of things you can't live without knowing.
Let's start out with getting acquainted with "The Man". First of all, there are more than one "The Mans". Anyone and everyone, except women, can be "The Man". The man is someone who first of all doesn't think he's the man. So, for example, if you are reading this to try to find out if you are the self-proclaimed man, you fail. Now that people who think they are the man know that they aren't the man. We can begin on our quest to point out and find "The Man/Men" all over our world. So, let's begin this journey by explaining the first 3 rules of being/becoming, "The Man".
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Rule #1 - "The Man" never places a female of any species in front of a bro. The "Bro's Before Hoes" rule must always be in full effect. The only exception to this is if "The Man" is married. If "The Man" has locked himself into a death trap like marriage, he might not be "The Man". Girls can however be placed in front of events, just not in front of friendships.
Rule #2 - "The Man" never goes by his real, full, first name. If a guy is being considered to be "The Man" no one he knows calls him Eldrick Woods its Tiger Woods.
Rule #3 - "The Man" has a queue of ladies dying to be with him for any amount of time. This rule is usually where contenders for the title slip up terribly.
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The final part of every post will conclude with someone who has earned his right to be called "The Man"
Tiger Woods for evident reasons is definitely "The Man".
